King Crimson

2r9c4omKing Crimson is a phenomenon that sometimes appears in multiplayer games, especially multiplayer shooters like Team Fortress 2, Counter-Strike, and Call of Duty. Mode Boxer Calvin Klein Hombre A King Crimson event occurs when a player is experiencing such a high volume of lag and packet loss that they appear to teleport between positions rather than actually move to them. King Crimsons are notoriously hard to kill, as one can never truly be sure where their true position is. La mode européenne Combined with the forgiving lag compensation in the Source Engine, a King Crimson is a major threat to all those in opposition when it appears on the battlefield. Ropa Interior Calvin Klein Mujer King Crimson is named after a character of the same name in the JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure manga. Calzoncillos Calvin Klein In the series, King Crimson is a ‘stand’ with the ability to erase “frames” of time like how one edits a movie. Tanga Calvin Klein Mujer The result is something which mirrors the way packet loss is handled in some multiplayer games.


steamworkshop_webupload_previewfile_162379072_previewThe Reserve Shooter (Imperialish: Shoot-Banger) is a weapon for the Soldier and the Pyro in Team Fortress 2. At the cost of a smaller clip size, the weapon deals mini-crit (135%) damage to enemies in the air. Calvin Klein Ropa Interior Mujer Barata Shoot-banging refers to the tactic of equipping the weapon on the Pyro, bouncing the enemy up in the air with the compression blast, and immediately shooting them for massive damage. Calvin Klein Mujer Ropa Interior Done correctly, a shoot-bang can easily result in over 100 points of damage in less than a second, and is nearly unavoidable. The origin of the term “shoot-bang” is unknown.

We Fucked Up Everything

go_backGo back, we fucked up everything,” is a popular Imperialish expression. Ropa Interior Calvin Klein Madrid The idiom is often spoken as a faux-warning to other Imperials regarding a subject they may not be familiar with. Adidas Yeezy Boost 350 France The phrase is common in situations where time-travel is involved, where a time-traveler usually returns to the past to warn those who are not enlightened that, in the future, they “…have fucked up everything.” The phrase stems from an edited version of the March of Progress, with the last stage being flipped to face the others, uttering the infamous phrase. Yeezy Boost 350 Vente Slip Calvin Klein Baratos It is important to note that the phrase, when spoken, puts heavy emphasis on the final word. Adidas Ultra Boost France This is to imply that, in the future, not only are things in a state of despair, but they have indeed fucking up everything that there was to fuck up. The phrase sees frequent usage in Team Fortress 2 and Civilization. Adidas Ultra Boost Homme Pas Cher In Team Fortress 2, the phrase is usually uttered as a warning to other players of an incoming threat or a dangerous area.

TF2 – Spy

SpyOfficial Imperial Power Rankings™:

OPERATOR Rating: star_onstar_onstar_onstar_onstar_off Skill Rating: star_onstar_onstar_onstar_onstar_off Frag rating: star_onstar_onstar_onstar_offstar_off Sanic Rating: star_onstar_onstar_onstar_offstar_off

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The Spy (Imperialish: Sneakyman, Frog, French Piece of Shit, Darkman, or Spion) is one of the nine playable classes in Team Fortress 2. Adidas Yeezy 750 Femme Designed to be an OPERATOR class from the ground-up, the Spy possesses the most NATO weapons in Team Fortress 2, with the Not-Dying Machine in particular being the best single tool for antics. Adidas Yeezy Boost 750 Despite the fact that many Good Company Imperials are masters of the class, most of them have since hung up their knives in favour of more skillful classes which actually have a future in Team Fortress 2. Adidas Yeezy Boost 350 France The problem lies in the fact that the Spy manipulates the mistakes and ignorance of his opponents in order to score frags. Understandably, against better players, the Spy’s role becomes increasingly harder and harder. Upon facing a half-decent player at best, the Spy’s frags will almost entirely consist of either facestabs or headshots. Certain Spy players cannot cope with this fact, and continue to pour hours and hours into a mechanically dead-end class in hopes of being “the best”. Yeezy Boost 350 Pas Cher The brain-dead following of the Spy can be likened to similar morons that worship the Pyro, with a similar caliber of unlockable weapons. The Spy is also notable for being the only class besides the Sniper with the ability to snip dicks, giving him at least some semblance of worth against decent players. In fact, most Imperial spies often end up with more headshots than backstabs, as it is a more reliable tactic than putting yourself in direct danger for an opportunity to get a kill.

TF2 – Sniper


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The Sniper (Imperialish: Dick Snipper, Snipper, or Australian) is one of the nine playable classes in Team Fortress 2. Boxer Calvin Klein Possessing one of the most clutch and OPERATOR weapons in the game, the Sniper is one of the two classes in the game with a weapon that can snip dicks, the other being the Spy. Tangas Calvin Klein Para Mujer This makes him particularly NATO, and a common choice for the aspiring Imperial marksman. Mode Despite having a near infinite skill ceiling, certain Snipers can also be incredibly irritating by performing a fully-charged bodyshot on targets that they do not have enough skill to defeat.

TF2 – Engineer

EngineerOfficial Imperial Power Rankings™:

OPERATOR Rating: star_onstar_onstar_onstar_offstar_off Skill Rating: star_onstar_offstar_offstar_offstar_off Frag rating: star_onstar_onstar_onstar_offstar_off Sanic Rating: star_offstar_offstar_offstar_offstar_off

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The Engineer (Imperialish: Engiqueer, Engayneer, or Engayqueer) is one of the nine playable classes in Team Fortress 2. Widely believed to be the biggest snoozefest of the nine classes, playing the Engineer class consists of building and maintaining a Sentry Gun that shoots bullets and rockets with perfect accuracy, removing the entirety of the aiming, moving and, well, playing portion of Team Fortress 2. The Engineer can also build teleporters and dispensers, both of which are usually built only to benefit the Engineer himself instead of his team. The Sentry Guns, including everything from a fully upgraded Level 3 Sentry Gun to a Mini-Sentry, built by the Engineer are, at best, annoying. Comprar Bikini Calvin Klein They will score one or two surprise kills at best and then proceed to be anally devastated by the onslaught of enraged victims. Chaussure Adidas Ultra Boost However, because of the nature of public servers in Team Fortress 2, Sentry Guns often shut down a public match and bring the game to a screeching halt. Adidas Ultra Boost Femme Pas Cher Calzoncillos Calvin Klein Hombre Like its Russian counterpart, the Heavy, Engineers are rarely seen in competitive play due to their sheer shittiness as a viable class in a skilled environment. Engineers may be able to get away with one or two frags on a damaged Scout, but will rarely turn the tide like any other class could. Boxer Calvin Klein Al Mayor Despite these overwhelming flaws and inability to be OPERATOR, Good Company has managed to extract real, legitimate fun out of the antics which employ the Engineer. Adidas Yeezy Pas Cher Femme Due to his large arsenal of unique and imaginative weapons (i.e the Rescue Ranger, the Widowmaker, the Wrangler, the Short Circuit, and the Eureka Effect to name a few) among a few duds (the use of the Gunslinger, for instance, is banned in the Empire due to promoting thoughtless and unsportsmanlike play), a squad of OPERATOR Engineers working together have the capacity to summon a shitstorm of truly biblical proportions. Calvin Klein Underwear Outlet Calzoncillos Calvin Klein Baratos The Engineer can be a very fun and engaging class that rewards smart play, tactical awareness, good positioning, and aim when put in the right OPERATOR hands.

TF2 – Heavy

HeavyOfficial Imperial Power Rankings™:

OPERATOR Rating: star_offstar_offstar_offstar_offstar_off Skill Rating: star_offstar_offstar_offstar_offstar_off Frag rating: star_onstar_onstar_onstar_onstar_off Sanic Rating: star_offstar_offstar_offstar_offstar_off

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The Heavy (Imperialish: Hoovy, Fat Fuck, or Fat Piece of Shit) is one of the nine playable classes in Team Fortress 2. Acheter Adidas Ultra Boost The Heavy is notable for being regarded as the absolute worst class in the game among the Team Fortress 2 community, having the lowest skill ceiling of any class in the game. Guía de compras Yeezy Boost 750 Acheter Whereas similar frag-oriented classes like Soldier and Scout require an acute game-sense as well as excellent DM skills, the Heavy requires neither of these. Yeezy Boost 350 Pas Cher In fact, a player with terrible game-sense will actually do better with the class, due to the overextending and poor commitment decisions that will result in a martyr frag on a skilled opponent. Adidas Yeezy Pas Cher Homme The Heavy is often played by poor players who want to gain as many frags as possible against opponents in a public game.

TF2 – Demoman

DemomanOfficial Imperial Power Rankings™:

OPERATOR Rating: star_onstar_onstar_onstar_onstar_off Skill Rating: star_onstar_onstar_onstar_onstar_on Frag rating: star_onstar_onstar_onstar_onstar_on Sanic Rating: star_onstar_onstar_onstar_offstar_off

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The Demoman (Imperialish: Demo, Demonigger, Ra’s al-Ghul, رأس الغول, Jack Sparrow,‎ or Arab) is one of the nine playable classes in Team Fortress 2. Boxer Calvin Klein Outlet An expert in explosives (and apparently medieval weaponry as of late), the Demoman is absolutely the most powerful class in the game. Comprar Bragas Calvin Klein His Stickybomb Launcher alone is able to put out more damage than two Soldiers combined. The Demoman can also use his stickybombs to stickyjump, launching him extremely far and attaining many sanics (sanic) in exchange for a large health investment, though these temporary sanics are few and far in between. Comprar Ropa Interior Calvin Klein The Demoman’s unlocks primarily focus around melee weapons and shields, being able to turn the damage powerhouse into a pathetic melee-only doppelgänger.

Professional Upward Player

pl_upwardA “Professional Upward Player” is an Imperialish slang saying for a player with an absolute lack of knowledge about high-level play in Team Fortress 2. The joke was first uttered in the Shitnerds Mumble server during an ETF2L match against Ducksoup Gaming in response to the apparent fact that the team had actually practiced pl_upward prior the the match, a map that is considered a strictly scrub-only map. Chaussure Adidas Ultra Boost The Shitnerds would later go on to sweep Duckshit Gaming 3-0 on cp_gravelpit, an attack/defense map that is popular among high-level Team Fortress 2 players. What began as an implicit joke at first grew into fact as a chat with Ducksoup Gaming member JMB solidified the suspicions:

  • 7:12 PM – ibuprofen: we have 0 experience with upward
  • 7:12 PM – ibuprofen: because most of us play 6v6 exclusively
  • 7:12 PM – [DSG] JMB: we actually practiced that map.. but we suck at Gpit
  • 7:12 PM – ibuprofen: hahahahaha

Before the chat, the idea that Ducksoup Gaming had actually practiced pl_upward was a humorous thought, but simply an implication. Yeezy Boost 350 Pas Cher Afterwards, it had become obvious that Ducksoup Gaming was actually more Full Retard than previously suspected by the Empire.

Everyone Go D

sentryEveryone go D!” is a military tactic employed by Good Company which involves the entire OPERATOR team committing every single resource to defence. Comprar Bragas Calvin Klein The tactic has its roots in Quake III: Arena, where OPERATORS would, during CTF matches, capture a flag to score a single point, and then proceed to order “Everyone go D!” and turtle up in the flag room until the match ends. Ropa Interior Calvin Klein Madrid The tactic can be employed in similar games like Team Fortress 2, provided the gamemode allows the Imperial team to completely devote themselves to defence after gaining a marginal lead. The tactic is an inherent strategy in Counter-Strike, where the Terrorist team will entirely devote themselves to defending a bomb after it has been planted, regardless of whether the resulting explosion will eliminate them.