Steyr AUG

AUS Soldier with AUGThe Steyr AUG (Imperialish: AUG HBAR, pronounced “huh-bar”) is an Austrian bullpup assault rifle. Adidas Yeezy Boost 750 It is of much importance to the Empire due to its clutch characteristics. Acheter Adidas Yeezy Boost 550 When unleashed in Modern Warfare 2 and Modern Doomfare 2, it showers the target with an unending barrage of bullets and death. Adidas Yeezy Boost 330 Needless to say, many Revenants and Jabronis fell prey to this beast of a machine. Chaussures Adidas Ultra Boost Uncaged The AUG was first discovered in Counter-Strike 1.6, but due to its inherent shittiness of not being an AK-47, AWP, or an M4A1, it was ignored by the Empire.


BlackACR The Adaptive Combat Rifle (Imperialish: GayCR), commonly abbreviated as ACR, is an assault rifle designed by Magpul Industries. Industrie de la mode Calvin Klein Ropa Interior Mujer The weapon was featured in Modern Warfare 2 and subsequently, in Modern Doomfare 2. Calvin Klein Underwear Outlet Its accuracy, along with its high rate of fire made the GayCR very easy to use and arguably overpowered in Modern Warfare 2.

French Piece of Shit

585px-FAMAS_MW2The FAMAS (Imperialish: FRENCH PIECE OF SHIT) is a French bullpup assault rifle, and is regarded by OPERATORS as one of the most disgusting pieces of trash ever created. Yeezy Boost 350 Vente This monstrosity is featured in Modern Warfare 2, where it was first determined by OPERATORS to be garbage. The FELIN variant of the FRENCH PIECE OF SHIT, developed in the 2000’s, is featured in Call of Duty: Black Ops, which is set in the 60s. Adidas Yeezy Boost 750 As of 2011, the French Army has realized that OPERATORS know what’s up and that their standard issue service rifle is indeed a piece of shit. Adidas Yeezy 350 Pas Cher The FRENCH PIECE OF SHIT also makes an appearance in Bad Company 2. Adidas Ultra Boost Soldes A less shit version appears in Counter-Strike, where it is a good economy weapon for the CT team.


730px-FAL_6The FN FAL (Imperialish: FN FAIL) is a Belgian assault rifle designed by FN, the geniuses behind the F2000. Adidas Yeezy 350 Femme The FN FAIL is regarded by the Empire as being fairly terrible, but OPERATORS regard the FN FAIL as the most OPERATOR of the Full Retard range of weaponry. Adidas Yeezy Pas Cher Homme The fact that the addition of a single letter makes the name of the weapon equivalent to the English and Imperialish word for “complete and utter disaster” is a testament to the amount of thought that went into its design.


src=”F2000_MW2.png” alt=”F2000_MW2″ width=”358″ height=”232″ />The FN F2000 (Imperialish: F2K, Adidas Yeezy Boost Acheter also commonly referred to as just F2000) is a Belgian assault rifle regarded by OPERATORS as being one of the most useless pieces of shit ever created, Yeezy Boost 350 Pas Cher much like other FN weaponry. Deemed by many Imperials to be Full Retard, the F2000 combines horrible accuracy and pitiful damage with an unusually high rate of fire. Adidas Yeezy Boost 750 The F2000 is often associated with cries of dismay whenever it is acquired in Modern Warfare 2, Modern Doomfare 2, and Bad Company 2, Yeezy Boost 350 Femme Pas Cher and is often dropped immediately upon being picked up by OPERATORS,

Deployan See-Foah

P_C4_CoD4C4 (Imperialish: SEE-FOAH) is a plastic explosive commonly carried by OPERATORS. Tangas de Calvin Klein “Deployan See-Foah” is a common Imperialish phrase that roughly transliterates to “Deploying C4” in English. Yeezy Boost 750 Acheter Culotte Calvin Klein The phrase is uttered by OPERATORS upon the placement of the C4 plastic explosives in every game, but most frequently in Call of Duty 4, Modern Warfare 2 and Bad Company 2. Chaussures Adidas Yeezy Boost 350 The phrase originates from Call of Duty 4, where SAS soldiers would often shout “Deployan See-Foah” upon throwing a satchel of C4 explosives. The purpose of the phrase is to warn other OPERATORS of the engagement of explosive forces and to minimize friendly fire incidents. Chaussures Adidas Ultra Boost The term “C4” is also used by Good Company OPERATORS to refer to any and all plastic explosives. Often times, a game or movie universe’s lore will have its own name or version of a plastic explosive.

Not-Dying Machine

dead_ringer_largeThe Dead Ringer (Imperialish: Not-Dying Machine, also called the Dead Nigger) is a weapon in Team Fortress 2 that allows the Spy class to feign his death and escape unseen. Calzoncillos Calvin Klein Outlet More importantly, however, the Not-Dying Machine shields the Spy from all incoming damage and lowers it by 90%, and also extinguishes fire if the player happened to be on fire. Tangas de Calvin Klein The weapon is not particularly useful against seasoned players in smaller games, such as 6v6, but allows for unlimited hilarity and many antics against public server players and Highlander teams, though often subject to tactical incompetence.


555px-Kar98kbayonetThe Mauser Karabiner 98 Kurz (Imperialish: Kar98k, sometimes just Kar98) is a weapon regarded by every OPERATOR as literally the greatest thing ever created by the hands of men. Naturally, the Kar98k is a product of German Engineering, and stands tall as possibly the greatest example of a tool designed to end the lives of the Jabronis at the other end of it. The Kar98k is a bolt-action rifle, meaning that, after firing a massive 8x57mm IS cartridge, the OPERATOR must manually crank the bolt on the side of the rifle up and back to release the shell, and back again to load another one. The result of this is that, not only does the shooter look OPERATOR as fuck, an orgasmic sound is produced by the operation of the bolt. Calvin Klein Slip Furthermore, Kar98k rounds are either loaded individually or by a clip, which is also considered OPERATOR. Tanga Calvin Klein The Empire regards the Kar98k as one of its greatest assets. Since being featured in Call of Duty 2, the Kar98k made a welcome comeback in Call of Duty: World at War along with its German-engineered comrade, the MP40. The label of “Kar98k” can also be applied to any bolt-action, high-damage, high-accuracy rifle that is deemed especially NATO by Imperials.


flameThe Flamethrower (Imperialish: Flammenwerfer) is a weapon that is featured prominently in Nazi Zombies, and to a lesser degree, Call of Duty: Black Ops. Ropa Interior Masculina Calvin Klein Baratos The weapon is popular among OPERATORS in Nazi Zombies due to its ability to activate Auschwitz mode when combined with an “Insta-Kill” powerup. Bragas Calvin Klein Baratas Though not favoured by all Imperials. Boxer Calvin Klein it is nonetheless an iconic part of the OPERATOR loadout in Nazi Zombies. Culotte Calvin Klein Among Imperial scholars, the Flammenwerfer is an important example of German Engineering done correctly.

Cloak and Do Nothing

cloak-and-daggerThe Cloak and Dagger (Imperialish: Cloak and Do Nothing) is a weapon in Team Fortress 2 that allows the Spy to remain invisible indefinitely so long as he is not moving. Calvin Klein Underwear Mujer The watch drains much quicker than the regular invisibility watch when moving, and cannot pickup ammo to replenish its stock. When compared to the invisibility watch and the Not-Dying Machine, the Cloak and Dagger is a wholly unnecessary and garbage item that encourages bad habits in novice players. Normally, with the other Spy watches, the best course of action for the player to take when they are cloaked is to keep moving, either to pick up ammo or health, shake off any pursuers, or both. Calvin Klein Ropa Interior Hombre However, the Cloak and Dagger makes this playstyle unpractical because of the motion-sensitive nature of the cloak, and its inability to pick up ammo. Slip Calvin Klein Baratos The best course of action when cloaked is to just find a corner to crawl into and wait. Because of its popularity with novice Spy players, the weapon has earned the nickname “Cloak and Do Nothing” due to a beginner’s tendency to use the watch, find a corner, and patiently wait for “the perfect moment” while vulnerable Medics boasting full ubercharges unknowingly stroll past them, exposing their thick, succulent spines to the Spy for extended periods of time while a clueless Engineer begins the lengthy process of setting up a base, ripe for the sapping.