King Crimson

2r9c4omKing Crimson is a phenomenon that sometimes appears in multiplayer games, especially multiplayer shooters like Team Fortress 2, Counter-Strike, and Call of Duty. Mode Boxer Calvin Klein Hombre A King Crimson event occurs when a player is experiencing such a high volume of lag and packet loss that they appear to teleport between positions rather than actually move to them. King Crimsons are notoriously hard to kill, as one can never truly be sure where their true position is. La mode européenne Combined with the forgiving lag compensation in the Source Engine, a King Crimson is a major threat to all those in opposition when it appears on the battlefield. Ropa Interior Calvin Klein Mujer King Crimson is named after a character of the same name in the JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure manga. Calzoncillos Calvin Klein In the series, King Crimson is a ‘stand’ with the ability to erase “frames” of time like how one edits a movie. Tanga Calvin Klein Mujer The result is something which mirrors the way packet loss is handled in some multiplayer games.

Weapon to Surpass Metal Gear

tumblr_msnwalCbPt1svu8h1o2_400The Weapon to Surpass Metal Gear (sometimes just shortened to Metal Gear in-game) is an upgraded killstreak available in Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare. Adidas Ultra Boost Femme Pas Cher Slip Calvin Klein Baratos The Metal Gear consists of an XS-1 Goliath killstreak with the underbarrel rocket launcher and shoulder-mounted homing rocket modules installed. Acheter Yeezy Boost 350 Ropa Interior Masculina Calvin Klein Baratos Though this raises the cost of the killstreak considerably, it is also what makes the fully-equipped armoured suit the ultimate weapon to surpass Metal Gear. Adidas Ultra Boost France Calvin Klein Underwear Mujer Though killstreaks of the same cost such as the Paladin can offer fairly consistent results, with the right OPERATOR the Metal Gear can lock down entire areas, overwhelm a defensive position, and generally wreak havoc across the battlefield. Yeezy Boost 350 Femme Pas Cher Comprar Boxer Calvin Klein An additional module can be installed, either the Exo Ping or the Exo Trophy system, though Imperial researchers have concluded that their effectiveness versus their cost increase is insufficient.

Steyr AUG

AUS Soldier with AUGThe Steyr AUG (Imperialish: AUG HBAR, pronounced “huh-bar”) is an Austrian bullpup assault rifle. Adidas Yeezy Boost 750 It is of much importance to the Empire due to its clutch characteristics. Acheter Adidas Yeezy Boost 550 When unleashed in Modern Warfare 2 and Modern Doomfare 2, it showers the target with an unending barrage of bullets and death. Adidas Yeezy Boost 330 Needless to say, many Revenants and Jabronis fell prey to this beast of a machine. Chaussures Adidas Ultra Boost Uncaged The AUG was first discovered in Counter-Strike 1.6, but due to its inherent shittiness of not being an AK-47, AWP, or an M4A1, it was ignored by the Empire.


207px-M79_6SPACE JAM was an Imperial OPERATOR who was particularly skilled with the M79 Grenade Launcher (Imperialish: Thumper) to the point that enemy combatants could not contain their intense hatred for him. Adidas Ultra Boost Soldes His prowess with the Thumper can be linked to his equal skill with a basketball, and the similarity in trajectory of the Thumper’s projectiles and basketballs. Adidas Yeezy Boost 750 The amount of enemy tears collected by SPACE JAM is that which few OPERATORS can claim to match. Adidas Ultra Boost France SPACE JAM was also fond of singing the lyrics of the theme song to the 1996 movie, Space Jam, in the server chat in all capitals.

Night Vision FPS Booster

mods_tnm-01Night Vision FPS Booster is a reference to an Imperial tactic in Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare. The game’s multiplayer aspect was designed to run at a consistent 60 fps even during hectic gunfights, and while it did accomplish that on more powerful computers, most machines at the time had trouble running the game smoothly on even the lowest settings. Ropa Interior Calvin Klein Madrid Furthermore, the console versions of the game had some chugging issues as well. Comprar Bikini Calvin Klein Every soldier in the game came equipped with a set of night-vision goggles that were usable even in multiplayer. While these goggles were next to useless (like they were in Counter-Strike 1.6) in the actual game, activating them had the unintended side-effect of simplifying the lighting on the map, raising FPS and making the game’s framerate more consistent. Because of this, the night-vision goggles became known as the “Night Vision FPS Boosters” or “FPS Booster Goggles” among OPERATORS. Hilariously, wearing the goggles had the unfortunate side-effect of turning the OPERATOR into a vampire, unable to venture out into sunlight lest he be completely blinded and killed.


BlackACR The Adaptive Combat Rifle (Imperialish: GayCR), commonly abbreviated as ACR, is an assault rifle designed by Magpul Industries. Industrie de la mode Calvin Klein Ropa Interior Mujer The weapon was featured in Modern Warfare 2 and subsequently, in Modern Doomfare 2. Calvin Klein Underwear Outlet Its accuracy, along with its high rate of fire made the GayCR very easy to use and arguably overpowered in Modern Warfare 2.

French Piece of Shit

585px-FAMAS_MW2The FAMAS (Imperialish: FRENCH PIECE OF SHIT) is a French bullpup assault rifle, and is regarded by OPERATORS as one of the most disgusting pieces of trash ever created. Yeezy Boost 350 Vente This monstrosity is featured in Modern Warfare 2, where it was first determined by OPERATORS to be garbage. The FELIN variant of the FRENCH PIECE OF SHIT, developed in the 2000’s, is featured in Call of Duty: Black Ops, which is set in the 60s. Adidas Yeezy Boost 750 As of 2011, the French Army has realized that OPERATORS know what’s up and that their standard issue service rifle is indeed a piece of shit. Adidas Yeezy 350 Pas Cher The FRENCH PIECE OF SHIT also makes an appearance in Bad Company 2. Adidas Ultra Boost Soldes A less shit version appears in Counter-Strike, where it is a good economy weapon for the CT team.


730px-FAL_6The FN FAL (Imperialish: FN FAIL) is a Belgian assault rifle designed by FN, the geniuses behind the F2000. Adidas Yeezy 350 Femme The FN FAIL is regarded by the Empire as being fairly terrible, but OPERATORS regard the FN FAIL as the most OPERATOR of the Full Retard range of weaponry. Adidas Yeezy Pas Cher Homme The fact that the addition of a single letter makes the name of the weapon equivalent to the English and Imperialish word for “complete and utter disaster” is a testament to the amount of thought that went into its design.


src=”F2000_MW2.png” alt=”F2000_MW2″ width=”358″ height=”232″ />The FN F2000 (Imperialish: F2K, Adidas Yeezy Boost Acheter also commonly referred to as just F2000) is a Belgian assault rifle regarded by OPERATORS as being one of the most useless pieces of shit ever created, Yeezy Boost 350 Pas Cher much like other FN weaponry. Deemed by many Imperials to be Full Retard, the F2000 combines horrible accuracy and pitiful damage with an unusually high rate of fire. Adidas Yeezy Boost 750 The F2000 is often associated with cries of dismay whenever it is acquired in Modern Warfare 2, Modern Doomfare 2, and Bad Company 2, Yeezy Boost 350 Femme Pas Cher and is often dropped immediately upon being picked up by OPERATORS,

Everyone Go D

sentryEveryone go D!” is a military tactic employed by Good Company which involves the entire OPERATOR team committing every single resource to defence. Comprar Bragas Calvin Klein The tactic has its roots in Quake III: Arena, where OPERATORS would, during CTF matches, capture a flag to score a single point, and then proceed to order “Everyone go D!” and turtle up in the flag room until the match ends. Ropa Interior Calvin Klein Madrid The tactic can be employed in similar games like Team Fortress 2, provided the gamemode allows the Imperial team to completely devote themselves to defence after gaining a marginal lead. The tactic is an inherent strategy in Counter-Strike, where the Terrorist team will entirely devote themselves to defending a bomb after it has been planted, regardless of whether the resulting explosion will eliminate them.