Grip N’ Sip

gripnsipRoadhog (Imperialish: Grip N’ Sip, or Roadmun) is a playable hero in Overwatch. With a high health pool and devastating damage output, Grip N’ Sip fills the tank role for his team by forcing foes to prioritize him over his teammates. Yeezy Boost 750 Acheter Grip N’ Sip’s playstyle revolve around his two basic abilities:

  • Grip: a powerful ability that attaches to and reels an enemy directly to Grip N’ Sip.
  • Sip: Grip N’ Sip downs a sizzurp and recovers half of his health.

Both abilities have very short cooldowns, allowing Grip N’ Sip to grip and sip repeatedly throughout a team fight. Adidas Yeezy Boost 350 V2 Pas Cher Combined with a primary weapon that can one-shot most of the cast, a skilled Grip N’ Sip can very effectively control the pace of any match. Adidas Ultra Boost Uncaged France Chaussure Adidas Ultra Boost However, Grip N’ Sip is very difficult to play well and a poor Grip N’ Sip can be more detrimental to a team than most heroes. Yeezy Boost 350 Vente His large hitbox and health pool can give the enemy team guaranteed ultimate charge if caught out of position. Adidas Yeezy 350 Femme His low ammo-count, slow reload, and movement-inhibiting abilities are punishing in an extended engagement. Adidas Yeezy Boost 350 Acheter Acheter Yeezy Boost 350 His ultimate is very situational, and disables Grip N’ Sip’s grip and sip for a few seconds.


1465007524122Soldier: 76 (Imperialish: Support) is a playable hero in Overwatch. With his heavy pulse rifle and sprint ability, Support is one of the most versatile heroes in the game, whose effectiveness is entirely dependent on the skill of the user, free of superfluous gimmicks. Calvin Klein Ropa Interior Mujer Through an unfixed bug in the game, Support is mislabeled as an “Offense” hero in the hero selection screen when he is, in fact, meant to be under the “Support” category. Support’s sprint ability allows him to quickly travel to injured teammates and deploy his main ability, the biotic field, which provides a fast area-of-effect heal. Tanga Calvin Klein Though his net healing rate is outclassed by the likes of Mercy and Lucio, Support’s heavy pulse rifle puts out some of the highest DPS in the game, provided the user can track well. Bragas de Calvin Klein This, combined with his versatile helix rocket and utility ultimate ability, allows the OPERATOR to maintain maximum damage output and objective time while keeping important teammates healthy. Bragas Calvin Klein Baratas This means that the Reinhardt and Zarya holding the frontlines down will continue to stay healthy and dangerous, while the level 9 Genji and two career Hanzos on the team berate the others for not having a more robust healing hero as they wage war against the local walls and flora. Calvin Klein Boxer

“Soldier 69 is boring as hell. He doesn’t do anything except run. Gee, thanks. He can shoot, too, but you have to aim, though sometimes you don’t have to. Ropa Interior Calvin Klein Madrid He has an egg that he can put on the floor and if you stand in the yolk, it heals you.

Exposé: Dahir Insaat

Season 1 Title Card

Season 1 Title Card

Dahir Insaat is a post-apocalyptic science-fiction web-series. The format for the series is unique, each episode being a CGI animation of a ludicrous idea pitched directly to investors. Though often misunderstood as mere patent trolling, or the works of somebody with more money than sanity, the groundbreaking science fiction series has been received with widespread critical acclaim among Imperial scholars. Click here to view the entire series on YouTube, or follow along with the links in the article. The plot takes place in the distant future. The Earth, ravaged by the destructive nuclear wars of humans thousands of years in the past, has returned to its lush neutral self. However, the first long-term nuclear shelters have begun to unseal, and humans once again roam the planet. The only surviving states are the Russian Federation, led by the reanimated mummy of Vladimir Putin, and the city of Istanbul, controlled by the Dahir Insaat corporation. Calvin Klein Tanga Due to thousands of years of cultural funneling, American English is the only spoken language on the planet. Russia’s reemerging citizens leave Putin facing the biggest housing crisis in history. To capitalize on this, Dahir Insaat has created several pitches for capital addressed directly to Putin, claiming to solve the housing crisis by creating massive, elaborate planned cities.
One possible design for a Dahir Insaat planned city

One possible design for a Dahir Insaat planned city

The radiation of ancient war has deeply affected the animal population in the future. Almost no mammals or marine animals remain, but plants continue to thrive on the surface. Each Dahir Insaat city is surrounded by hundreds of greenhouses to produce food for the residents. Due to the Russian Federation’s preserved underground car factories, combined with Earth’s restored atmosphere, every citizen owns one to twelve cars. Unfortunately, only the design schematics for the 2012 Honda Civic and the 2009 Murciélago were preserved. Dahir Insaat’s futuristic supermarkets augment this modern lifestyle, where the cultivated food from the greenhouses is transported and sold to the customers. Ropa Interior Calvin Klein Madrid Most modern humans are fair-skinned, blonde, and blue-eyed due to generations of humans born through severe gene pool bottlenecking. Everyday life is much different in the future. Humans consume large amounts of high-cholesterol, cavity-causing foods through Dahir Insaat automated restaurants, leading to a health epidemic that was thankfully cut short by Dahir Insaat’s medical advancements in both hematology and dentistry. Citizens send and receive mail through a city-wide, underground delivery system, and modern culture places heavy emphasis on balconies as status symbols. The nuclear wars have permanently destabilized the Earth’s tectonic plates, making earthquakes a much more common occurrence. Dahir Insaat’s uniquely engineered beds protect residents from any harm during a potential seismic event.
Dahir Insaat Fruit Truck Quadcopter

Dahir Insaat Fruit Truck Quadcopter

Russia’s widely dispersed population requires the construction of not only millions of planned Dahir Insaat cities, but also mass transport and roads to connect them. This distance has generated much plotting between Russian city-states, seeking to destroy each other and take control of the remaining territory. Since the schematics for the advanced weapons technology of the past was preserved, the weapons of the future are much more terrifyingly effective, and are mostly engineered by Dahir Insaat. Though F-22 Raptors, MiGs and B-2 Spirits dominated the skies early-on, the Dahir Insaat Fruit Truck Quadcopter redefined warfare and is currently unrivaled in its destructive capability. Comprar Bragas Calvin Klein The Dahir Insaat Wagon Wheel controls the borders of each city, making conventional tank warfare futile. Unbeknownst to all, Dahir Insaat ultimately seeks to take control of the entire Russian Federation through the use of their seemingly harmless technology. Once construction is completed on all cities, Dahir Insaat plans to unleash the final stage of their plot: every Russian citizen is swallowed by their earthquake-proof bed at once, and the shelter compresses and transforms into an indestructible remote-control mini-tank called the GCV. Effectively holding every Russian citizen hostage simultaneously, the GCVs can march straight to the office of the reanimated mummy of Vladimir Putin uncontested. Unfortunately, funding for the web-series seems to have been cut short before the second season showing the GCV war could have been produced.

Ham and Cheese

d2wa2Ham and Cheese is a tactic in Overwatch. The tactic involves two players: one that dives the enemy team and attracts attention (Ham), and another that provides shields and sets up team wipes (Cheese). The essential ingredient of Ham and Cheese is Zarya. Zarya’s projected barrier ability is applied after a slight delay to harvest up the maximum amount of energy, and also grants the diver a free escape. In turn, this amps up Zarya’s killing potential considerably and accelerates her Graviton Surge (Imperalish: OGON) build rate. The second ingredient of the tactic is any hero that excels at diving enemies, and has access to a complementary ultimate to Zarya’s. In most cases, this role is filled by Genji. Genji’s unparalleled flanking ability pairs well with Zarya’s projected barrier, and most of his escape options do not rely on any cooldowns. Calvin Klein Underwear This allows the pair to reset for another play every eight seconds. Boxer Calvin Klein In addition, Genji’s Dragonblade not only forces enemy ultimates (making them defenseless in a future Graviton Surge) but has the potential to wipe teams without any defensive ultimates that are caught in a Graviton Surge. Finally, a liberal use of projected barriers means Genji can secure more eliminations and builds Dragonblade much faster than simply relying on poke damage. Bragas Calvin Klein Baratas Other solid options for the diver role are Reaper and Winston. It is easy to see how a well-implemented Ham and Cheese can lead to an unstoppable snowballing effect.

McDonald Mosey

tumblr_nm3nzfmoxa1qd4q8ao1_500The McDonald Mosey is a tactic in Overwatch. Two OPERATORS are required: one playing McCree, and one playing Lucio. Calvin Klein Underwear Baratos A relatively simple antic, its level of effectiveness is as high as its level of hilarity. McCree’s ultimate ability, Dead-Eye, allows McCree to line up several instant-kill shots on enemies within his line of sight. However, this comes at the cost of announcing your attack to the entire server, as well as McCree’s movement speed becoming slower than a snail in molasses. In addition, the attack can be blocked by Reinhardt’s shield, and McCree can still be easily killed. Enter Lucio. Lucio’s passive speed boost ability, along with his modifier ability, Amp it Up, allows McCree to activate his Dead-Eye and mosey up to fleeing enemies, catching them in ridiculous angles that otherwise wouldn’t have been possible. Boxer Calvin Klein Baratos McCree can even power walk around Reinhardt’s shield catching everyone behind it off-guard with a faceful of lead.

Stealth Dwarf

1464247544976Torbjörn (Imperialish: Stealth Dwarf) is a playable hero in Overwatch. One of the world’s leading engineers, Stealth Dwarf’s abilities include constructing sentry guns, creating armor packs for his teammates, and fitting into small alcoves and crevices one wouldn’t expect a combatant to attack from. Tangas Calvin Klein Baratos Though the game will try to tell you that the sentry gun is his biggest asset, experienced players know that Stealth Dwarf’s true strength is his ability to ambush enemies unseen from behind small objects and waist-high walls. This is partly due to the fact that his primary weapon, the rivet gun, is horrifyingly powerful. The standard firing mode shoots small, arcing projectiles that do 70 points of damage to the body and 140 (!) damage to the head at any range. Culotte Calvin Klein In addition, the secondary firing mode is a devastating shotgun blast that can do up to 150 damage per meatshot. Calvin Klein Ropa Interior Hombre The most effective way to play the Stealth Dwarf is to set up ambushes with your upgraded sentry gun. While enemies are distracted by your auto-targeting turret, Stealth Dwarf can get the drop on enemies, dishing out ludicrous amounts of damage and overwhelm the enemy. Calvin Klein Ropa Interior Mujer After dispatching the enemy, Stealth Dwarf compacts their flesh into scrap that he can use to outfit his teammates with damage-resistant armor. As if this wasn’t enough, Stealth Dwarf’s final form, the Molten Core, allows the height-challenged imp to temporarily channel Odin through his body for twelve seconds. While awakened, Molten Dwarf gains a ridiculous amount of armor, shoots his rivet gun much faster, and transforms his flimsy sentry gun into a hellish death machine. As an added bonus, Stealth Dwarf’s small forge hammer becomes Mjönlir, dealing 75 damage per hit at a deceptively fast swing rate. A crucial aspect of playing Stealth Dwarf properly is employing the Scandinavian Battle Cry hidden abilitiy.

King Crimson

2r9c4omKing Crimson is a phenomenon that sometimes appears in multiplayer games, especially multiplayer shooters like Team Fortress 2, Counter-Strike, and Call of Duty. Mode Boxer Calvin Klein Hombre A King Crimson event occurs when a player is experiencing such a high volume of lag and packet loss that they appear to teleport between positions rather than actually move to them. King Crimsons are notoriously hard to kill, as one can never truly be sure where their true position is. La mode européenne Combined with the forgiving lag compensation in the Source Engine, a King Crimson is a major threat to all those in opposition when it appears on the battlefield. Ropa Interior Calvin Klein Mujer King Crimson is named after a character of the same name in the JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure manga. Calzoncillos Calvin Klein In the series, King Crimson is a ‘stand’ with the ability to erase “frames” of time like how one edits a movie. Tanga Calvin Klein Mujer The result is something which mirrors the way packet loss is handled in some multiplayer games.

Dark Forces

Dark_Forces_coverDark Forces is a label given to a number of hypothetical omniscient forces that act against the Empire. Chaussures Adidas Yeezy 330 Boost Though the existence of the Dark Forces have never been empirically proven, their effects on Imperials has been measured and documented. Researchers have even gone as far as calling the Dark Forces “the ultimate, undying and intangible enemy of the Empire that threatens to tear the Imperials apart from inside.” The Dark Forces are assumed to be responsible for a countless number of atrocities and tragedies. Some of these include:

  • assuring you are paired with incompetent dimwits while your enemies are comprised entirely of seasoned veterans
  • rigging psudeo-random mechanics such that a Soldier with 0.2 hours played and 0 points on the verge of death fires seven critical rockets in a row
  • orchestrating events that lead to severe lag spikes in crucial clutch situations

As the Dark Forces themselves are intangible, efforts by the Empire to quell or somehow lessen their effects have been unsuccessful. Chaussure Adidas Yeezy 750 Boost Several campaigns to end the terror of the Dark Forces have ended in complete disaster and massive loss of lives.


steamworkshop_webupload_previewfile_162379072_previewThe Reserve Shooter (Imperialish: Shoot-Banger) is a weapon for the Soldier and the Pyro in Team Fortress 2. At the cost of a smaller clip size, the weapon deals mini-crit (135%) damage to enemies in the air. Calvin Klein Ropa Interior Mujer Barata Shoot-banging refers to the tactic of equipping the weapon on the Pyro, bouncing the enemy up in the air with the compression blast, and immediately shooting them for massive damage. Calvin Klein Mujer Ropa Interior Done correctly, a shoot-bang can easily result in over 100 points of damage in less than a second, and is nearly unavoidable. The origin of the term “shoot-bang” is unknown.

Weapon to Surpass Metal Gear

tumblr_msnwalCbPt1svu8h1o2_400The Weapon to Surpass Metal Gear (sometimes just shortened to Metal Gear in-game) is an upgraded killstreak available in Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare. Adidas Ultra Boost Femme Pas Cher Slip Calvin Klein Baratos The Metal Gear consists of an XS-1 Goliath killstreak with the underbarrel rocket launcher and shoulder-mounted homing rocket modules installed. Acheter Yeezy Boost 350 Ropa Interior Masculina Calvin Klein Baratos Though this raises the cost of the killstreak considerably, it is also what makes the fully-equipped armoured suit the ultimate weapon to surpass Metal Gear. Adidas Ultra Boost France Calvin Klein Underwear Mujer Though killstreaks of the same cost such as the Paladin can offer fairly consistent results, with the right OPERATOR the Metal Gear can lock down entire areas, overwhelm a defensive position, and generally wreak havoc across the battlefield. Yeezy Boost 350 Femme Pas Cher Comprar Boxer Calvin Klein An additional module can be installed, either the Exo Ping or the Exo Trophy system, though Imperial researchers have concluded that their effectiveness versus their cost increase is insufficient.